The other day I was talking about resumes with a friend (apparently two pages is the norm now, is that shocking or what! Shows you how long it's been since I had to put one together) and we came up with the concept of the anti-resume.

Not the anti-resume as presented in trendy business book The Black Swan:

People don't walk around with anti-resumes telling you what they have not studied or experienced (it's the job of their competitors to do that), but it would be nice if they did.

No, our version of an anti-resume is a list of all the true and unpleasant things about yourself you would normally attempt to conceal or mitigate while on a job interview. Something more like the examples here. You know: I'm arrogant, I don't work well with others, I only want this job for the money and I don't care about the product/professional development/customer, I like to play office politics and backstab.

I think I may write it all up as a formal document. Could be fun!