Just deleted this comment spam from the kids' blogs:

I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. Not much on my mind to speak of. Not that it matters. More or less nothing seems important.

Now I wonder, though, do they have people write this stuff? Or are they skimming it off of myspace? Is there a disaffected blog comment generator somewhere out there?

It's kind of like the mysterious puzzle of porn soundtracks. Who composes that stuff? Sad, burned-out Juillard dropouts? Or worse -- do the people who compose it really enjoy their work?