I'm not 30 yet, but I am now officially old: my cholesterol levels have been measured and found wanting. No more bacon burgers for me. Ah, hell, with all the mad cow stuff going on, I shouldn't be eating that anyway.

The raw data:
Overall 4.75 should be under 4.60
LDL 3.06 should be under 3.00

I believe the units are mmol/L.