Did you know that Telus's voice recognition software doesn't understand the phrases "I'd like to order Call Screen." "I'd f***ing like to order Call Screen" or "F*** you!"

Did you know that you can't order "Call Screen" at 4:45 in the morning?

At this point I would willingly pay a $10 premium on the feature, normally $4.95 a month. I think Telus is missing out on a business opportunity here.