You may have noticed that Colby Cosh and Damian Penny and Kathy Shaidle are missing in action.

They're all filing their taxes.

Welcome to 51% marginal land, suckas!

So the Dixie Chicks will be appearing nude on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.

Thank God, that they didn't ask Michael Moore to do that, you're probably thinking.

So go read this. (Safe for work.)