March 06, 2003
Ex-Cat Lover

I used to be a self-described cat lover.

Now I'm not.

I still like our cats. Our two cats.

But the others -- our housemate's two cats, and the two cats we're watching for a friend who's living in England -- I tolerate, just barely.

They piss everywhere (into an outlet, once). They vomit everywhere. They fight through the night. They yowl and scratch the doors.

Never again am I going to have six cats in one house.

Posted by Sam at 11:16 PM